god damn it ash you stupid fuck
"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"
"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."
*browses own blog* amazing
an extremely emotional tale told entirely in screeches and grunts
this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise
*white girl voice*: "*white girl voice*"
now i get this joke
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.