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homosexual-titan:

god damn it ash you stupid fuck

hotwinger:

"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"

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"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."

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foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

frufrou:

an extremely emotional tale told entirely in screeches and grunts

embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

spaghettl:

*white girl voice*: "*white girl voice*"

riceonyourshirt:

now i get this joke

riceonyourshirt:

now i get this joke

scroogerello:

the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.

cakeybots:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

superwholock

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead